poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
Sweetheart, I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every...– Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919 (via thetornpages)
theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– Grow every second (via cosmoknaut)
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via loveyourchaos)
lovelydyedlocks: That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
I wish I was home in bed ):
basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try
Me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
handgrenade2: Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.
pussyisthebreakfastofchampions: Girls that say they’re turning lesbian cause they’re tired of the drama have you seen the l word sit the fuck down
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
juicy-bliss: call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina